Vintage Keychains

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Our new key chains are inspired by vintage motel key chains. This collection will show everyone you're livin' the good life! These make the perfect gift for you or a friend. 

  • Joe Exotic for president
  • Gosh Darn Frick
  • Get In Loser
  • I Hate Pants
  • Good Vibes
  • Keys to my happy place 
  • Only Trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie
  • Savage Classy Bougie Ratchet
  • Chase Dogs Not Boys 
  • Why Be moody when you can shake your booty
  •  I don't have enough coffee or middle fingers for today
  • It's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly
  • be good do good 
  • Allergic to stupid people